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PRIVATES: Episode 2 - Commerce

Hey, friends. Let's talk about commerce. You know, money. Did you know there's an ice cream shop where they'll make any flavor ice cream in exchange for a little bit of money? Or that there's a financial services company that will take any extra money you have lying around? Or that there's a daredevil who will lick any money you hand him, no questions asked? You will soon, friends.